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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 04:14:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   Oh man I can’t wait to see a fun video of a cocky gay redditor getting humbled with one of these

   Just imagine the look on xir’s face when xhe swings it full force and breaks it in half on some groid’s open palm

   • Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 05:16:43 JST Victor_Emmanuel

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot The opening action is pretty cool so it would make for a good movie prop.
   • Rayfield (rayfield@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 05:16:43 JST Rayfield

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     @Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah, I've only ever seen those marketed as props or in magic kits for children. Way too thin to be of any use.
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   • John Rando (john_rando@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 11:14:53 JST John Rando

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Ya know, you could just buy an ASP expandable baton and be done with it. It’s what the police and MPs in the military have been using for decades.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 11:14:53 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • John Rando

     @john_rando The fact you’re saying that means you…..don’t have a dumb zoomer gf/kids on tiktok/retards in your vicinity.

     I need to name this phenomenon, because there’s this janky dogshit alibaba ecosystem that thrives based on showing retards novel crap and hocking it like it’s a miracle solution. It’s insane, because it’s obviously trash to us, but to retards watching tiktok all day it sounds like a panacea every damn time.

     But it’s really compartmentalized, so if you don’t have one of them in your life it’s utterly invisible. The target market for these would never buy an ASP, it’s not whiz-bang enough, not hocked by tard influencers

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 11:56:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • John Rando

     @john_rando …..we all bought them in HS. We had a whole status thing of having a GENUINE ASP-brand baton, too

   • John Rando (john_rando@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 11:56:52 JST John Rando

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Well to be fair I only know about the ASP because I had to train with one when I was in the Air Farce. People who were never handed one wouldn’t ever know they existed unless they got smacked by one while resisting arrest.

   • IsraelDelendaEst (israeldelendaest@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 12:05:54 JST IsraelDelendaEst

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     • John Rando
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @john_rando To be fair if you smack a dude hard with an ASP you're not getting that thing closed again. They're shitty weapons.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 12:05:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • IsraelDelendaEst

     @IsraelDelendaEst @john_rando you just smack it on the ground, though.