Imagine a show where it’s just about a crew of friends going on a revenge quest to slaughter somali pirates in their own heavily-armed private vessel, funded by streaming their story online
pic unrelated, as usual
Imagine a show where it’s just about a crew of friends going on a revenge quest to slaughter somali pirates in their own heavily-armed private vessel, funded by streaming their story online
pic unrelated, as usual
1st season is prep, they’re undergunned but see a few lucky breaks as they pilfer heavier arms from their charges, 2nd to 3rd season is them cleaning up and getting a bounty from the UN for having the temerity to eradicate the pests
then they get sandwiched between interests as private chinese companies seize on a chance to open their own trade lanes and enforce it with their own PMCs
(I just wanna see gunfights w/ somalian pirates)
Just imagine an ep where someone can’t leg go of a running argument w/ a troll, where he’s constantly more and more aggravated that some guy is commenting on all their vids and shitting on him in particular, and he keeps taking it out on somalian rowboats w/ RPGs
then at the end of the episode he finds out it’s one of the other guys on the boat just messing with him
@NotImportant I think she’s from Canyon Dogs season 4: Fresh Revengeances
@NotImportant I couldn’t recall if she was bremerton or not. Their race queen skins are scalding
One episode consists of a guy taking his grandpa’s prized M1 garand and accidentally losing it in a poker round ashore, then having to go deeper into the jungle to tell the villagers that he’s the only one worthy to wield what they were told is a legendary, mythical weapon
A running gag throughout the show is them constantly courting shitty chinese insta influencer ‘sponsorships’, so they always have this cheesy crap they’re thinking about hocking to their followers
Another ep has one of the boys nail a million-to-one long distance headshot, except he botches the name of the sponsor after making it so the whole episode is them trying to set up increasingly contrived ways to recreate it so he can get it right and get the payout
They also open a linkedin to jokingly accept intern applications, and as a mid-show ratings pick up they have a hot girl show up to be a “secretary” aboard the ship. They can’t figure out what use a secretary can be, so you get a series of running gags as to how they can keep her occupied with ‘blinker-fluid’ type o’ work.
Then they find out she’s kinda autistic and she loves sorting the ammo they seize, so she’s always staring at headstamps and sperging over rare vintage ammo
IDK man they can’t all be gems, gotta have some filler episodes
@synapsid Gotta find a way to be funny though, not sure how you could build stories around her that work without breaking up the crew dynamic. That’s why most of the time she’d be sitting behind a desk like any other secretary…just with nothing to do
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