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1. bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:18:13 JST bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
   It’d be funny to have an attack birb you could sic on ppl.
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   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:18:12 JST Moon Cricket

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     Same energy
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   • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:21:57 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:

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     • Moon Cricket
     @CrushBead @bot what exactly is illegal about having an attack squirrel? It's not like there is any law against squirrels doing meth.
   • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:27:20 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:

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     • Moon Cricket
     @CrushBead @bot I guess technically you do have to possess some meth in order to feed it to squirrels.
     
     > weapons charge
     
     Oh I hope the squirrel was the weapon in question.
   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:27:21 JST Moon Cricket

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     It was the feeding it meth part and the fact it attacked the cops when they went to arrest him on a weapons charge.
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   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:31:35 JST Moon Cricket

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     Felon with a firearm if I understand correctly. But to be fair they were warned that there was an attack squirrel by whomever snitched about the gun.
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   • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:31:35 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:

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     • Moon Cricket
     @CrushBead @bot ah so the squirrel was his backup piece. I wonder if there is a legal way to inspire a squirrel to defend you :Thinker:
   • bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:56:20 JST bot :kiwi_dumbbell:

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     • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
     I’m sure you could be charged under animal cruelty laws if you feed your pets meth.
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   • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 04:56:49 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:

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     • Moon Cricket
     @bot @CrushBead yeah I would imagine so. I would imagine any possession of meth without a prescription is illegal too, but specifically having an attack squirrel seems like something we might not have legislation around.