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1. meso 🇺🇳 (meso@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-May-2023 03:44:25 JST meso 🇺🇳

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   • Moon Cricket
   @CrushBead do cigarettes make you poop
   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-May-2023 03:44:25 JST Moon Cricket

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     @meso
     Yes, coffee and cigarettes together will make you shit. Eat a bowl of oatmeal first to give it some volume to push things through the digestive tract.
     Bonus points if you go for a run first thing when you wake up. Knocks everything loose and gives you the smoothest movements.
     
     t. Old man
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   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-May-2023 03:44:26 JST Moon Cricket
     @meso
     Why is this even a thing? The poop question was solved centuries ago.