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@Badmann @Royper >aim at intruder
> "**40142 Error: Invalid Target. Cannot Fire As Directed**"
> Get stabbed, family murdered
> Wake up in hospital to lawsuit being served
> Nigger suing you for injury b/c he cut himself on glass breaking the window, says it's a hate crime
> Lawsuit mentions that he "luckily" survived your "murder attempt" because your 'smartgun' went into reversionary mode since you aimed it an an "invalid target"
> Sorry goy, you can't shoot at someone without white privilege
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*Wild bath salts nigger appears*.
>O shite
>draw
>Automated voice instructs me to wipe off finger or use facial recognition
>fuck fuck fuck
>Wipe finger on shirt, try again
>Sorry, but either wrong finger or unauthorized user
>Fuck it.
>Point face at gun camera
>An indicator light blinks while it tries to calculate the geometry in to face
>Nigger now behind my shoulder and now in the face of camera
>Error! Please only have one subject in view
>Shite myself
Dayum man, I think you dropped your wallet, no need to do yourself, shiieet.
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