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1. 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:35:29 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
   >nigger going 5-under in the passing lane with 3 lanes open to his right
   >doesn't respond to flashes on my approach going 30-over
   >pass him in the cowboy lane
   >he was in his phone so his reaction time was so delayed he swerved a whole 2 seconds after I was completely passed him and back in the drive lanes
   
   We need a mass genocide and reeducation camps for drivers
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   • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: (kilostere@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:40:16 JST :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:

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     @elftummy
     i passed 40 people in the right lane the other day
     drivers may be stupid :nazrin_allears:
   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:44:08 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:
     @kilostere When I win I'm going to hand out medals to people who pit maneuver or shoot such "people"
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   • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: (kilostere@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:44:49 JST :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:

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     @elftummy
     i hate driving, or rather, the constant need to be locked in to all 9 senses on the road lest i wanna end up in an instagram reel
     its exhausting
   • DarkMahesvara (darkmahesvara@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:53:01 JST DarkMahesvara

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     @kilostere @elftummy
     >he doesn't let jesus take the wheel
     there's your problem buddy
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   • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: (kilostere@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:56:19 JST :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:

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     • DarkMahesvara
     @DarkMahesvara @elftummy
     when i let jesus take the wheel he leads me into oncoming traffic
     (my wheel alignment is off)
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   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:56:29 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:
     @kilostere I love driving! I have driven over 2 million miles and I'm not even 30. Ihave driven road trains and I've driven supercars And everything in between.
     And that makes it even worse
     Real basic knowledge just doesn't exist for 99% of everyone on the road
     And even if my time weren't more valuable than all of theirs put together (it is) anyone who causes traffic is in effect enslaving everyone stuck behind them
     Time is the only resource we can never get back and they are stealing it from you forcing you to toil away whether because of their stupidity, ignorance, or some sick thrill
     And you know it's bad because I normally love slavery
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   • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: (kilostere@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:59:27 JST :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:

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     @elftummy
     i like driving when its 4am and every road is empty :gura_comfy:
     used to drive on a highway that was pitch black at night, it was comfy
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   • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: (kilostere@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 07:55:39 JST :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:

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     • Winged Hussar
     @wingedhussar @elftummy
     designers putting the brightest headlights known to man at the head level of any vehicle not made yesterday
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   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 07:55:40 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:
     @kilostere Led headlights ruined night driving until I discovered one neat trick illegal window tint
   • Winged Hussar (wingedhussar@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 07:55:40 JST Winged Hussar

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     • :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china:
     @elftummy @kilostere Not just the LED headlights but the fact every car on the road these days is a truck/suv/crossover thats 10 feet high
   • Eleutheria2 (eleutheria2@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 08:09:57 JST Eleutheria2

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     • Winged Hussar
     @kilostere @wingedhussar @elftummy "But without LED giganigga headlights, Uncle Jack can't safely drive to the 8 PM Bengals game. Therefore, we must ruin driving for everyone with good eyesight!"
     
     I have a distant neighbor whose LED lights do the Christmas Vacation Margot and Todd scene through our window when he backs in his driveway. It is infuriating.