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So I pirated the Super Mario Bros. film and watched it. Diagnosis: Terminal case of cancer.
>Girlboss Peach
>Donkey Kong screams 'It's on like Donkey Kong!'
>Nigger Toad yells 'YEH, DAT'S HOW YO PRIN-SESS' when Peach saves the day.
>Music choices such as "Take on Me" and "Holding out for a Hero".
I expected nothing yet I am still disappointed.
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@D-Droid @Neigh-Sayer Peach has always been kind of a cunt. Mario Odyssey Peach especially. Sounds like it's generic Hollywood cringe as opposed to anything that's really that bad.
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@Neigh-Sayer Kinda had a feeling it would be mediocre.
A lot of the Hollywood actors in this were acting like they we're FINALLY making Mario marketable and changing him to be popular.
They were acting like this about Mario, who is legitimately more famous and liked by everybody than Mickey Mouse.
Nothing about Mario needs to be changed by a Westerner least of all a bunch of washed up hollywood jews
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@ArdainianRight @Neigh-Sayer Feels like the biggest thing they did was unfeminize Peach.
Jews really hate Peach, they hate that she's a princess that needs to be rescued. They really hate that trope for some reason
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@D-Droid @Neigh-Sayer Peach has gone back and forth between being a damsel in distress and a capable playable character. But it works because she's still goofy and feminine. Women can do things while still being feminine and not going feminist tryhard.
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@Turkleton @D-Droid @Neigh-Sayer Mario needs to have a cartoonish goofy Italian voice, none of this Chris Pratt bullshit. Italians are silly, short mustachioed creatures who make-a da pizza pie.
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@D-Droid @ArdainianRight @Neigh-Sayer They hate working class plumbers too.