>Chatting with @confederatehobo
>He's unusually upbeat this morning
>He clearly hasn't been insulted enough yet
>He 'must' have had a big breakfast of 'Hobo Hamburger Helper'
>(plain ground beef with bananas)
>He tells me he's super happy with this cool and unique blade he just bought
>"It's badass!"
>He shows me a photo of it
>It's just a fucking retractable box-cutter