So basically if I don't eat any food, cancel one of my gym memberships (one is redundant), switch phone plans, pay off my phone (only one payment left), don't invest anything.
I'm only short like ~$120 per month. That's not actually that bad for someone who is functionally a NEET. I might be able to compress some of my hetzner VMs into one large one but I could just sell my stockpile of 7.62x39 ammo and be fine for a year.