"Oh wise Tarot reader, teach me how I shall find love. :AYAYA: "
"Well CMD, let's see what the cards have to say... :gura_smug: "

...

"It looks like no mentally stable woman will ever love you because you're too fucking insane. :gura_smug: "
"Oh... :gura_pain: "
"I recommend you find a goth yandere dommy mommy. :gura_smug:"
"Where do I find them? :gura_pain: "
"You walked into a tarot reader's shop, you are literally surrounded by wiccans you dumb shit. :gura_smug:"