Conversation

>be me
>already delayed two hours
>painfully aware that I will be waiting another hour to deplane if I don't secure a place in line
>get up and enter the aisle within one second of being cleared to do so
>path towards front of airplane
>"woah, after you, bro"
>"kill yourself." (same loudness as previous individual)
>some time later, hear multiple people bitch and moan "and he just started yelling at everyone"
>turn around
>"friend, why have you not killed yourself yet?"