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1. Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:33:04 JST Thomas Dugaro

   Joshua Idehen - Mum does the Washing
   #lyrics

   The world according to your mum doing the washing

   #Capitalism: your mum does the washing, you pay her a dollar
   You get her to do your mate's washing, your mate pays you fifty dollars

   #Communism: your mum does the washing, you do the washing
   Every night, you salute a picture of your dad

   #Socialism: your mum does the washing, you do the cooking
   Everybody is happy, in theory

   #Feudalism: your mum does the washing and pays you tax

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   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:06 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     Fantastic song AND video by the way
     https://youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs?si=oXWWisgHuBXvGRPS

     Joshua #Idehen on tour in #Germany and #England during spring

   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:07 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     #Egalitarianism, the one time you did the washing is proof it's all equal and no one needs feminism anymore

     #HipHop, everyday I'm hustling, everyday I'm hustling
     When I bring the basket, my mum puts the washing in

     #Narcissism, you look good in the clothes your mum washed

     #Surrealism, the washing does your mum

     Aral Balkan repeated this.
   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:08 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     #Africanism, you go to Benny's house, Benny's mum does the washing
     You ask your mum why she doesn't so the washing
     You do not survive the night

     #Feminism, your mum insists you grow up and do your own washing

     #WhiteFeminism, your mum hired a woman of color to do the washing

     #MaleFeminism, the one time I did the washing I told everyone I did the washing, I blogged about it, Bragged about it, took a selfie, Insta story, went on TV
     Won an Oscar, went on Fortnite, did a dance, I am an ally #metoo

   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:09 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     #Mansplaining, your mum does the washing you tell her how best to do the washing, you have never done the washing

     #Same-sex marriage, your mums do the washing

     #Patriarchy, your mum doesn't exist, your washing is mysteriously done

     #Terfism your mum doesn't want your other mum doing the washing Because of like, genitals and stuff

     #Polling, there is a seventy perfect chance you will do the washing on Saturday night, come Sunday morning
     It was one-hundred percent done by your mum,

   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:10 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     #Atheism, your mum does the washing
     You make a twelve-part YouTube video demanding peer-reviewed evidence that she did, in fact, do the washing

     #Zionism, you shoved your mum into the washing machine
     And the spinning made her dizzy and that dizziness made her vomit
     And you point to that vomit and call it #antisemitism

     #Americanism, your mum does the washing, it's in the constitution
     End of discussion

   • Thomas Dugaro (dugartogo@dju.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 18:34:11 JST Thomas Dugaro

     in reply to

     #Colonialism, you barge into your mum's room, claim you discovered your mum's room, dump all your dirty clothes on the floor

     #Fascism your mum does the washing, and you are obsessed with her nose

     #Liberalism you watch your mum do the washing
     And you feel really, really bad
     "Something must be done" you say, something may or may not get done

     #Libertarianism your mum does the washing, you believe you did the washing

     #Religion, your mum does the washing, you thank god