ELON IS A USELESS BUM WHO SOAKS UP WELFARE TO GET HIGH AND POST ON TWITTER

HIS EVERY VENTURE IS A LOSS LEADER EXCEPT FOR A FINANCIAL TOOL IN ELECTRONIC PAYMENT PROCESSING THAT IS EFFECTIVELY A PUBLIC UTILITY HE'S SQUATTING ON, COLLECTING RENT

EVERYTHING ELSE FROM SOLAR CITY TO TESLA TO SPACEX IS UNPROFITABLE WITHOUT TAXPAYER MONEY GETTING POURED INTO IT

HE'S SELLING HOMEMADE PECAN PIES HE BUYS FROM WALMART ON EBT, AND HE'S CHARGING PEOPLE TO CROSS A SHALLOW POINT IN THE RIVER

HOW FITTING THAT HE'D IMMIGRATED FROM AFRICA