hey everyone I just got fired and need YOUR help

past experience:
mcdonalds 1999-2002
mercenary 2002-2002
in hospital 2002-2004
mercenary 2004-2004
prisoner in morocco 2004-2012
mercenary 2012-2012
greatest chocolatier in france 2012-2012
fugitive 2012-2015
greatest sommelier in france 2015-2015
White king of northwestern mongolia 2015-2017
mongolian work camp 2017-2020
vaccine activist 2020-2022
fugitive 2022-2023
excavator operator in kazakhstan 2023-2023
fugitive 2023-2024
lead engineer at cloudflare 2024-laid off this morning

education:
high school
I was taught snake charming in the moroccan prison

willing to work in any field related to my past experience. Please reach out to me directly and privately

#GetFediHired