A day in the life of a catholic

- wake up
- if face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches
- worship 4 false idols before eating breakfast
- head to work
- quickly stop by pagan alter on the way to lunch
- head home after a long sunday shift at the office
- immediately transfer shifts earning to the vatican
- offer animal sacrifice to statue of St. John Paul II
- consider reading the Bible
- log on to fedi
- pray 6 hail marys before bed
- sleep