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1. Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 08:43:10 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   I got a split keyboard to try since I'm stuck in a bed/recliner, but it turns out one half is broken, only the right half works.

   My wife goes: In a way it's good that it's broken, you can take it apart now!
   me: you severely overestimate how much "being useful and functional" stops me from taking something apart

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 09:02:06 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     BRB writing a programming language that only uses the right half of the keyboard

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 09:02:35 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I'll call it Pyhon. Not python, we don't have a T.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 09:15:18 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • olligobber

     @olligobber I wrote my own brainfuck once where all the operators were ascii art penises, a la "8==D"

     The first language that can be programmed only with your genitals

   • olligobber (olligobber@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 09:15:19 JST olligobber

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     @foone pretty sure you can write brainfuck using only the right half of the keyboard, just gotta use right shift to access >, <, and +.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 09:18:40 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I mean, I do have my T-blocker shot on Monday!

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 12:29:23 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Ben Pfaff

     @blp Nah, I've got several of those, my sister uses 'em. Thanks though!

   • Ben Pfaff (blp@framapiaf.org)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 12:29:24 JST Ben Pfaff

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     @foone I have this keyboard that I'm not realistically going to use again, do you want it?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 13:58:36 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • olligobber

     @olligobber I can't find a link but someone did do a keyboard that's got keys on the inside of a cylinder

   • olligobber (olligobber@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 13:58:37 JST olligobber

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     @foone Need to make a custom cylindrical keyboard to improve the coding experience.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 14:18:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • qdot
     • olligobber

     @olligobber I've thought about it. more than once.
     I blame @qdot

   • olligobber (olligobber@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 14:18:18 JST olligobber

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     @foone I was thinking something that used the length and position of swipes along the cylinder to type the appropriate characters. Imagine a proficient user of that one.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 06:20:41 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Correction: no I don't.
     Fuck Kaiser Permanente