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1. Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:19:18 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   It is entirely too after 5pm to deal with someone else's javascript

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:20:19 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     javascript is a perfectly fine language that you should only touch if someone is paying you

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:39:34 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Cumberland Gorch's Prolefeed

     @crobbler then you need to either be paid more or find a more comfortable language. maybe both

   • Cumberland Gorch's Prolefeed (crobbler@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:39:35 JST Cumberland Gorch's Prolefeed

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     @foone But that's my comfort language.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:42:40 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I'm looking at this package manager and the install page lists 19 different ways to install it

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:43:47 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     the javascript ecosystem is just XKCD 927 on a loop for 29 years

   • evin (yujiri@freeradical.zone)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:45:51 JST evin

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     @foone ... literally? damn

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:45:51 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • evin

     @yujiri 19!

     https://pnpm.io/installation

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:49:27 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • evin

     @yujiri they've still got little caveats and minor differences, so it's not just "download the script" and six more packaging systems.

   • evin (yujiri@freeradical.zone)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:49:28 JST evin

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     @foone i feel like that only counts as 7: install script, corepack, brew, winget, scoop, choco, volta

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:51:49 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I finally gave in and just followed the install guide on their discord that required me to install a bunch of software on my laptop that is running out of space.

     it compiled for 10 minutes and then immediately threw an error when I went to localhost:8080

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:52:16 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     computers were a mistake. javascript doubley so

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:52:48 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     whoops threading error:

     https://digipres.club/@foone/113643480130099224

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:53:57 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     see this is why I have problems with companies that have social media policies.

     Cause you see that I'm still doing the JS anyway, right?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:54:30 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I actually do use javascript and program in it quite a lot!

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:55:26 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I just hate every minute of it, so I have to kvetch. the kvetching is vital to my ability to code in java fucking script.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:55:53 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     if you tell a foone "do this javascript thing and don't complain about it online" then you'll have a foone staring at a command line prompt for 8 hours without getting anything done

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:56:37 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     otherwise all that negativity would build up inside me and I might explode. It's like trying to run a fireplace with the chimney blocked, the carbon monoxide will kill you

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:21 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     you have to complain about javascript or alan turing died for nothing

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:03:54 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • xyhhx 🔻 (plz hire me)

     @xyhhx yeah. Keep in mind as I say this, I am a javascript developer.

     this isn't like python and perl making fun of each other, I know how annoying JS can be BECAUSE I AM DOING JS

   • xyhhx 🔻 (plz hire me) (xyhhx@nso.group)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:03:55 JST xyhhx 🔻 (plz hire me)

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     @foone as a js developer of ~15 years...

     ..

     ...yeah

   • NosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️ (nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:04:30 JST NosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️

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     @foone He still died for nothing, and what they did is a travesty. Oh, and what happened to Turing is a travesty too.)

     edit:
     I had a hanging parentheses in there, good thing it wasn't a fucking semicolon.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:04:30 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     • NosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️

     @NosirrahSec I mean that too, yeah.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:05:01 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Alan Turing was gay, and Javascript was invented by a homophobe.
     Funny little world, eh?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:09:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     anyway the code (at least the part I care about, the main bit is unfixably buggered as far as I can tell) finally ran, now I just need to write some of my own typescript.

     I'm sure that'll be fun

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:09:55 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     • Evan Prodromou
     • Luke T. Shumaker

     @lukeshu @evan I know, right? Someone should hire me to do the dual jobs of development and developer PR, Microblogging Division

   • Luke T. Shumaker (lukeshu@fosstodon.org)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:09:56 JST Luke T. Shumaker

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     • Evan Prodromou

     @foone The other day @evan posted a poll about "If your employer had a Mastodon server for staff, would you use it?" and I just want to say that if a company had a Mastodon server where all their engineers posted foone-style rants, I would be 1000% more likely to give that company my business.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:18:57 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Asta [AMP]

     @aud look, I'm a pope, and that kind of theodicy is above my pay grade.

   • Asta [AMP] (aud@fire.asta.lgbt)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:18:58 JST Asta [AMP]

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     @foone@digipres.club If God is all powerful, why do they allow JavaScript to exist?

   • Glyph (glyph@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:42:17 JST Glyph

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     @foone only doubley though, never intily so

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:42:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Glyph

     @glyph no we can't have ints.

     I think that might be a useful way to divide programming languages: will they give you an int, or are all numbers doubles in some way?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 15:37:33 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Medea Vanamonde

     @MedeaVanamonde no but upon googling the description I clearly should

   • Medea Vanamonde (medeavanamonde@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 15:37:34 JST Medea Vanamonde

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     @foone ever read Turing and Burroughs?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 15:42:06 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     • Medea Vanamonde

     @MedeaVanamonde I was a huge fan of The Hacker and the Ants back in the day, but I haven't kept up with him since, which is certainly a mistake, I'm sure

   • Medea Vanamonde (medeavanamonde@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 15:42:07 JST Medea Vanamonde

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     @foone one of Rudy’s best .

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2024 05:16:02 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • parallel unstable lean :OwOid:

     @getimiskon crap I'm a homophobe apparently

   • parallel unstable lean :OwOid: (getimiskon@fedi.getimiskon.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2024 05:16:08 JST parallel unstable lean :OwOid:

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     @foone Alan Turing was gay, and if your website and/or services aren't usable without JS, you're a homophobe :nkoGun:
     
     that's funny, not gonna lie
   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2024 05:22:43 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • parallel unstable lean :OwOid:

     @getimiskon oh I know. was just a joke: deathegenerator.com is less a "website" and more a "web app" so it really needs JS.

   • parallel unstable lean :OwOid: (getimiskon@fedi.getimiskon.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2024 05:22:48 JST parallel unstable lean :OwOid:

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     @foone i didn't write it as something serious, but in my opinion, it's better for websites to have some basic functionality when people browse with more basic web browsers.
     
     calling someone a homophobe is bad (unless they're actually a homophobe, of course) :neocat_floof_sad: