they should make a patrick bateman movie where instead of being an edgelord redditor he becomes cool & based & decideds to only kills oil baron ceos to protect the planet like ted kazinzchy. but he still has evil inside of him & hes scared of the darkness inside his own heart. also he's bisexual & while having sex with paul allen (paul allen doesnt die in this timeline) paul allen gets on top & boyremoves him something major & patrick decides to be called patricia & transitions (she's hsts) & she's going to put down her crime fighting lifestyle to marry paul but when aliens invade NYC she's the only one who knows their secret.....