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Thinking about the dude at work very seriously describing his impending divorce - except the dispute was that he was constantly hiding blocks of soft cheese everywhere in the home to ‘age’ them and everything constantly stunk to the point his wife couldn’t take it anymore
anyways, you guys like tomboys?
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Have a big get-together w/ some rich clients so I gotta sharpen my work-safe bants a bit
supersid
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“woah, that’s crazy, I didn’t know you were friends with alan sheperd. That’s cool, hey wanna see a picture of an anime dig girl with just…bangin’ tiggies?”
fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser
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@professionalbigot69 maybe it was sexual? He really had zero interest in doing anything BUT hiding smelly chunks of cheese in every crevice of the home. Said she kept finding them so he would have to get more inventive all the time.
fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser
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@sjw Hey btw all your butthole talk really screwed me - I did it ONCE in the tub and to this day whenever I say something she did is gross she’ll cock her head to the side and say “ooooh? Well I can’t be THAT gross if you’ve had your tongue up my ass“
Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
:cornbread_going_goblin_mode: Elfie :nafo:
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@Elfie @professionalbigot69 I just remember building my awareness of it in fits and starts, like he’d mention her finding one under the fridge and throwing it away, but he’d wince because it was “super expensive!”. Then over time it got to “well she found this really good Chatlefont-Leuraux that I had behind the furnace filter intake, y’know, because it needs just enough airflow and humidity, and she just tossed it into the trash! Can you believe that?!?!?”
“yeah man, you smell funky, I can only imagine how nightmarish your house is in person”
“you don’t know what good cheese is, you have bad taste. It’s a french thing!”
EssentialUtinsil :njp:
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@EssentialUtinsil @Elfie @professionalbigot69 He was very, very French. In his head at least. He wne ton vacation a few times.
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@mmmfeet I actually take her side, dude smelled funky all the time
mmmfeet
Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
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@sjw I didn’t go digging inside, you weren’t THAT convincing.
But she’s right, it’s funnier to say it that way
Hollyjollytailspike
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@monsterislandcolonizer @sjw Kinda, last time she bounced up to my ear and tried to seductively whisper it with a peck on the cheap before she cracked up. It’s more an inside joke than anything.
(Along with the fact that I once thought she bleached her butt, and I continue to act like she’s too embarrassed to admit it to me)
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fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser
EdBoatConnoisseur
@monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @sjw I’m the one constantly posting germany’s ass and going on about eating her ass out tho
EdBoatConnoisseur
@WashedOutGundamPilot @sjw Man eats ass one time during a horny outbreak and has to suffer it for life…
U can be cheeky about it, and tell her something like “it was ur fault for eating icecream that day” or something along those lines.
Hollyjollytailspike
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BadGames
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@monsterislandcolonizer @EdBoatConnoisseur @sjw It wasn’t even the horniness as much as the….ownership I guess? This idea that I’d do something so utterly foul, unthinkable with any other woman, only with her just to say I’d done it and added to my all-encompassing knowledge of her form.
Maybe a dominance/love thing? And the fact that I’d know I’m the only guy to ever do it with her?
Hollyjollytailspike
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