At the thrift store I found "Sherlock: An Autobiography," and it is the self-published musings of a guy who was in the Navy, worked for the phone company, and then retired with a lot of thoughts, and it is crazy and my new favorite thing. He doesn't care for rock and roll, thinks insurance and interest are scams, is mad about soybean oil, and has pages on thermodynamics. He ends with his favorite sayings, including "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" and "Mind your own business."