everyone knows that masturbation was invented by satan himself to lure good people off the right path
so
use it as a way of communicating with him
draw a pentagram on the ground
light some candles
and start rubbing one out as you chant the rites of hell (you should find it in the masonic book of rites)
when you cum
yell out something in latin and i will guarantee
satan will hear it
i explained to him what a crashout is recently, he loved it