Friend: Why do you have a printer, and a laser one at that? Just store files in the cloud and share them. No need to print!
Me: Yeah, right. Like I want my !sensitive documents floating around in the cloud for who-knows-who to peek at. Besides, sometimes you just need a hard copy... like when the Wi-Fi's down and or certain Tax/GST departments insist on tax-paid receipts along with a paper by the end of each financial year.! 😉