Welp...I never had kids. The impetus for that was seeing good friends of mine and their catastrophic siblings. When I was a growing up and as a young man, I was always v friendly with frens' parents. That's pretty much the way it was back then. One friend of mine's brother was a pot junkie in HS. He and his retart frenz always in trouble.

Irvine, CA, the early 80s. One day, this little shit decided to rob a neighbor across the street. Said neighbor came home for lunch. Said neighbor is also an Orange County CA Sheriff deputy. Dude handcuffs little Ted to a front porch post, walks across the street, and knocks. After telling the dad, he says, "Roger, what do you want to do?"

"Call the cops, I'm sick of this crap."

I swear, if I had a degenerate kid, I'd be in prison. So, no keeids.