Western media got secret recordings of Xi and Putin meeting! Here's the transcript:

"Herro Putin!!!! Ret's drop nukes!!!!"

"Suka bluat Western countries!!!! Da, let's drop nukes!!!!"

"One mirion tririon nukes!!!! Hahaha"

"Hahahahaha let's kill everyone hahahahaha I'm a genocidal maniac for no reason Hahahahaha"

"Me too! Like Hitrer!!!!"

"Heil Hitler!!!!"

"Heir Hitrer!!!!"