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Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:17 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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I just love to post this here because in a year's time this will not make sense for anyone, yet in this brief moment we all understood.
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1. An image of a couch inside of a recreation of a dolphin in what looks like a water park subtitled “don't let jd vance see this”. The joke is that there was an incident recently where J.D. Vance posted a screenshot of a tweet on Twitter but certain words in that screenshot were highlighted in a way that only happens when you search for those words specifically, meaning he must've searched for the words “dolphin woman” for some reason. Additionally there is a myth that he had sex with a couch. So this being a dolphin couch... You get the idea.
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- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:18 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  Harris/Harris 2024
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  1. A screenshot of a Tumblr post by “reddsavian” saying “With Kamala Harris likely becoming the democratic nominee this election, she'll need to pick a vice president. Some ideas have been floated around, but I think I have the winning choice. She needs someone who is articulate. Someone who cares about the truth. Someone with experience taking on pathological liars. Someone who could easily pass for 35. That's right...” Below that, two images are attached. One of Kamala Harris and one of Harry Brewis (Hbomberguy)
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/865/870/838/451/497/original/8ff8f1ba07b517b0.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:19 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  This is the most important election in our lifetime.
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  1. A video showing all the (ex) presidents from 2020 to 1780 proclaiming that the following election is the most important election in history. From Donald Trump to Joe Biden to Barack Obama to Thomas Jefferson in the end.
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:20 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  to distract from the fact Joe Biden was too senile to have a debate, The Guardian published an article claiming he has “good sex” with his wife. we're just supposed to pretend this didn't happen or...??
  
  In conversation about a month ago permalink
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:21 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU 🥥🌴
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  1. A video showing Kamala Harris speaking followed by many asthetically pleasing images of shapes from maths and nature morphing into one another showing the connection of all of humanity, nature, and the universe
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:23 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  It's Kamencing 🥥🌴
  
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- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:24 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  If you can't give us Buttigeg, at least consider...
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  1. A Twitter screenshot showing a tweet by “@DapperDomo” who wrote “Kamala's running mate is going to have the whitest of white men. Straightest of straight too” being quote tweeted by “@HausOfDecline” with an image of Jerma985 showing he's 38 years old (3 years above the age of being allowed to become president) Original Tweet Source: https://x.com/hausofdecline/status/1815118960947306932
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/830/830/603/901/053/original/421b67a1a3f7f433.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:26 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  The whitest man you know will fall out of a coconut tree 🥥🌴
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  1. A screenshot of a Twitter post by “@uncle_deluge” saying “Child of my enemy, why have you come?” “You know why, Yakub. The time is upon us.” “You don't mean-” “Yes. The whitest man you have. I need him. Now.” Below that are two images attached, one of Kamala Harris and the other of Yakub (the man who according to the belief of the nation of Islam invented white people). Link to original tweet: https://x.com/uncle_deluge/status/1815164694572741092
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/830/801/333/434/661/original/693b883c84d8b821.jpg
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:27 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  The Lord Almighty has Spoken
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  1. A screenshot of Twitter showing a tweet by The Spectator Index saying “President Biden says only the 'Lord Almighty' could convince him to quit presidential race” being quote tweeted by a user saying “the implications are astounding”
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/830/778/501/267/778/original/2a6d694dcbed5a06.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:28 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  They're not ready 🥥🌴
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  1. A screenshot of two Twitter posts, both in response to Joe Biden. The first is by “Libs of TikTok”, run by Chaya Raichik, saying “worst president in history, unless Kamala wins. The you will be the second to worst. Is that why you're endorsing her?” Then an account called “End Wokeness” says “Screw the 14 million primary voters who cast their ballots for you, amirite?”
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/828/735/379/910/369/original/b3b227cf69c52cf2.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:29 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  This was all a ploy
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  1. A screenshot of Twitter showing leftist streamer “Hasan Piker” tweet “I am shooting a trailer today for a twitch show, so I most likely won't be live. Biden you better not drop out yet!”. This was posted two hours ago. 18 minutes ago and below the post by Hasan Piker the now infamous statement by Joe Biden about dropping out of the race is shown.
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/826/632/861/945/534/original/a9c7816c80d566a0.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:31 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  We're so barack
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  1. A picture of Barack Obama looking hopeful subtitled “We're Barack”
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/826/448/934/982/548/original/8e264326a065560d.jpg
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:33 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  The final time anyone is allowed to post this image
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  1. A picture of Joe Biden looking saddened to the ground titled with “It's Joever”
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/826/431/139/566/492/original/d59e0a3b8dee528e.jpg
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:34 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  Vincent Van Gogh to the polls
  
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- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:36 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  WE FOUND HIM
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  1. The Donald Trump heroic assasination picture with the one secret service agent protecting Trump being circled in by a red circle pointing to a picture of D.B. Cooper, an anonymous man who hijacked an airplane and then disappeared.
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/786/538/552/598/845/original/b41b2ff61d4f5ee3.webp
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:37 JST Erik Uden 🍑
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  There can only be one
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  1. A video showing yesterday's trends on Twitter being “Trump”, “Shooter”, and “Homelander” followed by the clip of Trump being shot at with Homelander blowing on his rifle afterwards.
- Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:31:38 JST Erik Uden 🍑
  
  99% willpower 1% aim
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  1. A screenshot of a tweet by “HardDrive” (a satire news outlet) saying “Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting”
    https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/112/781/941/586/712/504/original/b5c1cde5495edda8.webp

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