Kill the HOA. Behead the HOA. Roundhouse kick the HOA into the concrete. Slam dunk the HOA into the trashcan. Crucify the HOA. Defecate in the HOA board’s food. Launch the HOA into the sun. Stir fry the HOA in a wok. Toss the HOA into active volcanoes. Urinate into an HOA board member’s gas tank. Judo throw the HOA into a wood chipper. Twist the HOA board members’ heads off. Report the HOA to the IRS. Karate chop the HOA in half. Curb stomp pregnant HOA members. Trap the HOA in quicksand. Crush the HOA in the trash compactor. Liquefy the HOA in a vat of acid. Eat the HOA. Dissect the HOA. Exterminate the HOA in gas chamber. Stomp the HOA skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate the HOA in the oven. Lobotomize the HOA. Mandatory abortions for the HOA members. Grind the HOA boards’ fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown the HOA in fried chicken grease. Vaporize the HOA with a ray gun. Kick old HOA snitches down the stairs. Feed the HOA to alligators. Slice the HOA with a katana.