>piraha is one of the most interesting languages of all time
>spoken by a tribe of 700 people
>only has eight consonants and three vowels
>doesn't have any words for numbers, only for vague quantities like a small size or amount, or a slightly larger one, or a bunch
>experiments show that piraha people are completely incapable of counting

For ages before Frankenstein controls, apoidic niggers, interbreedable with apes, had NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS