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1. D00B ⛄ :blobcatsanta: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 02:17:09 JST D00B ⛄ :blobcatsanta:
   UL= urethra lengthening
   this is when they pull your urethra through your mons pubis
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 02:18:41 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @D00B Good heavens, man. How can these freak surgeons mutilate people into such a twisted form? I’ve seen more caring, tender interactions in teenage boys welding in seat rails to their mom’s honda civic than these “surgeons”

     “sorry man, I’m gonna have to reroute your pisstube down, back, through the synthetic scrotum, we just don’t have the length to do a bypass”