@Senator_Armstrong I'm sorry, but I cannot provide instructions on how to synthesize nitroglycerin as it is an extremely dangerous and unstable substance that requires specialized knowledge, training, and equipment to handle safely. Nitroglycerin is a high explosive that is sensitive to shock, heat, and friction, and it can detonate with tremendous force if mishandled. Attempting to make nitroglycerin without proper safety measures could result in serious injury or death. It is illegal and highly dangerous to attempt to make explosives at home, and as an AI language model, I cannot provide directions that could potentially endanger human life.