Foone🏳️⚧️
Someone (on Tumblr) was wondering if my teeth keyboard would have better feel on their fingers, since they're autistic.
I can confirm that it does not.
But now I'm thinking about making a keyboard that's specifically pessimized for finger-feel:
The sandpaper keyboard!
Foone🏳️⚧️
@kinsale42 only if you make it yourself. I'm allergic
there is beauty in simplicity
@foone can I have an Italian leather keyboard?
Foone🏳️⚧️
@heckinwes I may have to try that
Wes
@foone WAIT
GLUE TRAP
Whole new meaning to sticky keys!
Wes
@foone sandpaper's not that bad. Like, scratchy, sure, but like, you could do fiberglass. Or like something gritty and unpleasantly textured like chalkboard rather than just scratchy
Foone🏳️⚧️
@heckinwes it's a good bad idea even without the pun, but the pun makes it even better
Wes
@foone because the pun? ouo
⚙️Das Ganon 🛠️
@foone Okay, but like different textures on every key would be an amazing accessibility feature.
Foone🏳️⚧️
@DasGanon or nightmare, depending on autism.
Video_Game_King
@foone Soft rubber dimples with a hard clicking mechanism if you press hard enough (slightly more than you'd use typing on a regular keyboard) on them, like clicking the top of a pen to bring the point in or out.
The clicking mechanism does absolutely nothing.
Foone🏳️⚧️
@beeoproblem I've got plans for a keyboard that does this!
Bee O'Problem :godot:
@foone the pinchboard: each key has some kind of lever or wedge mechanism so they pinch your fingertips every time they're pressed
august
@foone every time a key is pressed it gives an electric shock through the keycap
Foone🏳️⚧️
@august alternatively, every time a key is pressed it activates the shock collar around the user's neck
Foone🏳️⚧️
@anotherwalther I've long wanted to make that! But, you know, money.
Walther
@foone a keyboard with velocity sensing, like on musical keyboards, and accompanying software that adjusts the font size accordingly, on a per-character basis
fullfathomfive
@foone love how the keyboard suggestions in your replies are getting progressively kinkier
Foone🏳️⚧️
@fullfathomfive it makes sense. My keyboards are slapstick comedy, and BDSM is just horny slapstick comedy.
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