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1. Amber (puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:38:48 JST Amber

   python haters when you pull up with FORTRAN and R

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:38:24 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Rachel

     @rachel @puppygirlhornypost2 nice! I once wrote a python script to let me access RAM of other programs with a JSON interface, because I wanted to render opengl vertices across a VM-host boundary, so I slurped them out of the client program's memory. over HTTP

   • Rachel (rachel@transitory.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:38:46 JST Rachel

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     @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social I once had to create a rest API via Java to serve a Matlab function running in a Matlab engine runtime that itself got shoved into a docker container

   • Amber (puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:38:47 JST Amber

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     "PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO PYTHON NO THIS IS BAD STOP" no too late, everything is going in matlab as well fuck you

   • Amber (puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:41:13 JST Amber

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     • Foone🏳️‍⚧️
     • Rachel

     @foone@digipres.club @rachel@transitory.social Foone this is somehow worse than the time I read rust developers found out about procfs and used it to bypass the borrow checker. I was fascinated by the fact that rust developers resorted to manipulating their own program’s memory to get around arbitrary restrictions. It’s a rust thing, such as inlining assembly for CTOR on structs. You know? Just normal things.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:41:13 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Rachel

     @puppygirlhornypost2 @rachel I have a strict policy against doing Normal Things

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:42:23 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Rachel

     @puppygirlhornypost2 @rachel oh god no that's cursed even for me

     still, tempted

   • Amber (puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 09:42:24 JST Amber

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     • Foone🏳️‍⚧️
     • Rachel

     @foone@digipres.club @rachel@transitory.social Can we get a VB6 fedi instance software?

   • asyncmeow (pearl) (pearl@fedi.rrr.sh)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 11:24:15 JST asyncmeow (pearl)

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     • Foone🏳️‍⚧️
     • Rachel

     @foone @puppygirlhornypost2 @rachel why not VBA? make it run in excel! free database engine :)

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 11:24:15 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • asyncmeow (pearl)
     • Rachel

     @pearl @puppygirlhornypost2 @rachel don't be silly. I'm gonna use Microsoft Access for the database!