Kill toddlers. Behead toddlers. Roundhouse kick a toddler into the concrete. Slam dunk a toddler into the trashcan. Crucify filthy toddlers. Defecate in a toddler’s food. Launch toddlers into the sun. Stir fry toddlers in a wok. Toss toddlers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a toddlers gas tank. Judo throw toddlers into a wood chipper. Twist toddlers heads off. Report toddlers to the IRS. Karate chop toddlers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black toddlers. Trap toddlers in quicksand. Crush toddlers in the trash compactor. Liquefy toddlers in a vat of acid. Eat toddlers. Dissect toddlers. Exterminate toddlers in the gas chamber. Stomp toddler skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate toddlers in the oven. Lobotomize toddlers. Mandatory abortions for toddlers. Grind toddlers in the garbage disposal. Drown toddlers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize toddlers with a ray gun. Kick toddlers down the stairs. Feed toddlers to alligators. Slice toddlers with a katana. TOTAL TODDLER DEATH!