Modern nintendo consoles: didnt use me in a year? Oopsie, bricked! Actually used the controller more than 5 minutes? Broken joystick. Had an impure thought in a 5 mile radius of the console? It is on fire now.

The DS: yeah im old as fuck and you dropped me down a flight of stairs but hey im good, just a scratch. Ripped off the top screen in a ragequit? You could still use me to play gba games