i wish IT-related people would stop lying

>Java
>Write once, run everywhere
>Actually you need to write several times to make it run everywhere

>Akkoma
>Magically expressive social media
>Actually removes expressive features and adds almost none

>Deno
>Uncomplicate Javascript
>Actually complicates it even more with typescript

>Serverless
>Uses servers

>Artificial Intelligence
>Not intelligent
>Glorified random number generator

i would continue the list but it legitimately makes me so sad it makes me wanna kill myself faster