idea: I start a new account (using a photo of me with a fake moustache as an avatar) and troll r/MechanicalKeyboards by telling them to rate my new compact keyboards... but they're not mechanical keyboards, I'm just yanking keyboards out of old 486 laptops and sticking them in a box to make them look like a mechanical compact abomination.
(the extra joke is that they'd find this keyboard too big and say it has too many keys)