i decided to do a bit of shaolin monk training at home by punching a wooden fence with a few machine gun punches

...honestly, i just wanted to see if i couldn't break something. there's a mark on the wood where i punched it.

but now my hands feel numb, and i cut my left hand somehow and now it's bleeding.

although it hurts more, it's more preferable to the cat's shitty fucking scratch because it doesn't make a mess everywhere

how amazing that i hurt myself in a more convenient place than a fucking animal i tower over can

you'd imagine a cat wouldn't try to piss off a deer because they can still be very powerful, particularly even just with the size difference, but seems like domesticated animals are more retarded.