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1. Jiub (jiub@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 08:05:59 JST Jiub

   • cool_boy_mew
   @coolboymew yeah and then you yank on it too hard and half the roll comes off OKAY BUDDY
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   • Jiub (jiub@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:45:51 JST Jiub

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     • cool_boy_mew
     • Whitewall_Blasphemy
     @Whitewall_Blasphemy @coolboymew This still doesn't make any sense. With the paper under, it's farther away from you, that should compensate for increased mass.
   • Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:45:51 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @Jiub @coolboymew I dunno, it just works better for me.
     At least public terlits got the sideways bogrolls.
   • Jiub (jiub@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:45:52 JST Jiub

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     • cool_boy_mew
     • Whitewall_Blasphemy
     @Whitewall_Blasphemy @coolboymew that doesn't even make sense, a squished roll would be LESS likely in either the paper coming out forward or paper coming out backward scenario to eject more than the desired amount due to the irregular geometry of the hole not allowing for a smooth rolling action
     
     given a perfect circle as your toilet paper shape, the so-called "mullet" scenario compensates for my MASSIVELY POWERFUL wrists by not releasing paper as quickly
   • Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:45:52 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @Jiub @coolboymew lol, I understand.
     I cannot reach the roll because I am a huge football player sized feller, so it has to be over not under. I'll make sure to be kind when using yer shitter, Bubba. 😉
   • Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:45:53 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @Jiub @coolboymew I never have that problem.... sounds like you have squished rolls. lol
   • Jiub (jiub@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 22:46:15 JST Jiub

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     • cool_boy_mew
     • Whitewall_Blasphemy
     @Whitewall_Blasphemy @coolboymew I'm thinking about shitter geometry too much
     Hate Bus has ruined me