Hackers are so bored. According to one hacker kid, they've already stolen all your data, and nothing is left to steal from anyone. One important elderly hacker said there is so much data stolen that we don't even know what to do with it. Another hacker who goes by 'K!tt�K4t' nickname confirmed that most of the average public citizens are so poor we can't get anything from them using that stolen data. So now hackers are resorting to hacking each other just for fun. #Satire #shitpost
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nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 04:10:03 JST nixCraft 🐧 -
Sean Payne (seantpayne@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 04:31:42 JST Sean Payne @nixCraft
IIRC this is a subplot of the movie Hackers -
Urzl (gooba42@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 00:30:33 JST Urzl @nixCraft At this point I'm pretty sure that if all these beaches were correlated together that they already have everything on everyone. The only thing keeping that from happening is the high prices they charge each other for the data.
None of the "confirm your date of birth and address" challenges at the pharmacy or doctor's offices make any difference, that's for damn sure.
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