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1. fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:19 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

   new achievement unlocked: use a syscall valgrind hasn't implemented

   • Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:06 JST Aral Balkan

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     @fasterthanlime Right, we can turn off the fediverse now. You’ve officially won it :)

     👌🤣

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:12 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     it's called a man page because it won't shut up about stuff you already know and doesn't actually have the answer to your question

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:13 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     whoa, `println!("{:016x}")` writes every 0 with a single write, no buffering involved - presumably to avoid allocations.

     maybe that only applies to stderr but... that can't be efficient 🤔

     Aral Balkan repeated this.
   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:14 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     copilot is now hallucinating more RAM

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:15 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     infosec is at that rare skill intersection where the red team writes python code, but in C

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:16 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     remember to remove binutils from your production systems so the exploits won't run, yeesh

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:17 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     god I hate reading C code. dude passes `&foo` to a function - is it reading from it? is it writing to it? who knows.

   • fasterthanlime 🌌 (fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 17:52:18 JST fasterthanlime 🌌

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     I think I need to call the linux kernel hotline, anyone know the number