Conversation

I had a nightmare that someone invaded my home and robbed me, and none of my rifles had ammunition. And for some reason, I guess I wasn’t wearing my pistol.

I awoke thinking “OH MY GOD I’M BRITISH”

To pinch myself, I promptly went outside and yelled “fuck the king!”, “fuck the courts of injustice”, “nigger!”, press-checked my pistol, and now I’m about to enjoy bacon and eggs for breakfast.

Close call, but I’m still American.