Adolf Hitler is my dad; Reimu's my fun aunt who lives next door. They just found out I'm being bullied by the shittiest kid in my class, Jamal DeQuarious. When they try to talk to his handler, Shlomo, it becomes clear he's the real problem. They go back to their car; Reimu pulls out her Yin-Yang Orbs, Hitler grabs his old Luger. They walk back to Shlomo's porch. As Adolf reaches for the doorbell they look at each other and smile. This is going to be fun.