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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 19:09:13 JST nixCraft 🐧

   perfect function doesn’t exis- 👇

   • André van Schoubroeck (grombeestje@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 19:30:14 JST André van Schoubroeck

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     @nixCraft

   • Freevolt (freevolt24@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 19:49:23 JST Freevolt

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     @nixCraft It's like a halting problem reborn.

   • matinmollapur (matinmollapur@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 20:25:35 JST matinmollapur

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     @nixCraft well, in the real world, there is no "perfect" anything, so why would functions be any different? this just proves the point even more

   • The Penguin of Evil (etchedpixels@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 21:37:41 JST The Penguin of Evil

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     @nixCraft Absolute pig of a function to implement on a virtual machine that can be migrated

   • Electron Dance (electrondance@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 21:52:16 JST Electron Dance

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     @nixCraft

   • Luke A. Guest (oss_programmer@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 22:33:04 JST Luke A. Guest

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     @nixCraft function Is_Computer_On returns Boolean;

   • Todd Thomas (toddthomas@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 01:05:47 JST Todd Thomas

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     @nixCraft ah, such good times…

   • 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦 (methylcobalamin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 02:54:04 JST 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦

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     @nixCraft 🤣

   • ShutterBugged (developing_agent@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:02:40 JST ShutterBugged

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     @nixCraft not TOCTOU safe 😂

   • Doctorrazo (doctorrazo@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 16:13:50 JST Doctorrazo

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     @nixCraft 31 wasted bits.