>enter kitchen to grab second E-drink for the evening
>catch my sister playing Dork Souls Remoostered
>everything looks at it should
>she opens her inventory briefly
>notice briefly a bottle with weird colours, my eyes see baby blue and pastel pink
>the name of the item I could briefly see started with "Testosterone"
If you need to affirm your fake identity in a videogame like Dark Souls you need to be locked up in a mental asylum for eternity because there is something REALLY wrong with you.