@Mikuchi @ceo_of_monoeye_dating :dis_nyagga: my guy, it's a static offer for minimal effort that if only one can claim it, then people with better things to do with their time would presume someone else already got it done, and that's presuming the joke offer's actually real

you could ask about anyone, artist or not, pro or not, and they'd think you're pulling their leg

it's like throwing a genuine hissy fit because no one's gonna believe your offer of folding toilet paper once in any way for $10 -- why tho, couldn't you do it yourself, someone probably already first came first served, what is the point of this that it's worth $10 and emotional involvement, etc