I'm scrolling through fedi and come across one of your posts. It's the first of your posts I've ever seen, but your anime avatar is beautiful. Love at first sight. I cum instantly.

I pull down my pants and take a screenshot of my inseminated pants. It's a real looker. I slip the pic into your DMs, saying "This is what you've done to me, now let me do it to you."

I ping my self-hosted Booru, telling it to fulfill it's true purpose. The flood begins. A terabytes-wide stream of hentai shoots out of my home's network switch is reflected off of my home-grown botnet, their packets all bound for your IP.

The erotic blast hits. You can't even ping. Your entire town's internet goes down, but somehow you're still taking the virtual sexplosion.

Your brain fries from too much sexuality. Your laptop's battery overvoltages by mere proximity and starts a fire. Your house burns down with your body inside, but your soul as already ascended. Your god had arrived, and it was good.