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1. HOLOCAUST (holocaust@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Mar-2023 00:11:15 JST HOLOCAUST
   My name is Pepsi Man. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Pepsi Town, where all the pepsi factories are, and I am married to my beautiful Coca Cola Woman. I work as a god for the pepsi factory, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I always drink pepsi. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold pepsi and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very pepsi-oriented life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like enemy companies and bad commercials, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Mar-2023 00:11:15 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @HOLOCAUST are you okay bro?
     
     Blink twice if Pepsi has you locked up somewhere