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My roommate wants to move to another state, so I'm probably gonna have to be landlord soon. How annoying.
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I would be fine with living in ze pod as long as it's safe and cheap, but that doesn't exist in my city, and I need to be close to my workplace.
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I just checked my local Craigslist and there are dozens of people looking to rent rooms. hopefully I can avoid getting any crazies.
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If I start letting random people from Craigslist live with me, I might have to put a security camera in my room.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad better than letting random people from fedi
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@romin I'd trust Shitposters over the insane heroin addicts I see in the streets here.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @romin hey, I'm a POC who's willing to vote for Kamala in the next election, would you let me in?
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad slide it in neutrally during conversation instead of making it a question on a form
like, "damn, the covid era was crazy huh? when was your last vaccine dose by the way"
also anyone who starts kvetching about being asked is probably not going to be a good roommate anyway
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response gradient:
>i am up to date with all 7 boosters! are you?
drop them like a live grenade
>oh i didn't want it, but you know, you can't go into restaurants without it so i
they will sell you out for less than judas iscariot's asking price
>oh i didn't want it, but my elderly mother was in hospital at the time and i couldn't visit her without it so i
rentable but keep at arm's length
>no i have not taken any (with or without reasoning to back up statement)
rentable
>no are you one of those covid cultists asking for papers?! you are fucking sheep and billions must die
they are broken by Current Year. unfortunately unrentable
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@hakui it's the current year. I could interview a potential renter and they could be recording the whole conversation to put on Twitter in case I speak any thoughtcrime.
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@hakui I don't know if that's even legal in Burgerland. I definitely can't ask about race, religion, or objects-up-ass status.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad shops and restaurants asked for it all the time back in the day, there's precedent
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad ask them about their jab status to filter out most undesirables
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@MK2boogaloo @romin switch your vote to Mickey Mouse and you're in