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1. Electronic Frontier Foundation (eff@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 22:20:22 JST Electronic Frontier Foundation

   Congress is set to vote next week on a law that will allow industry groups to own copyright in the laws we all must follow. We need you to tell them to oppose this outrageous proposal. https://act.eff.org/action/tell-congress-don-t-let-anyone-own-the-law

   • harmone (harmone@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 08:28:41 JST harmone

     in reply to

     @eff
     Citizen: "What law did I break, officer?"

     Police officer: "For a law book subscription of just 199 USD/month, I'll tell you. Until then, place your hands behind your back and stop resisting!"

     Citizen: "Why don't you read me my Miranda rights?"

     Police officer: "I'll read you your Miranda rights for a one-time fee of only 29.9 USD."

     Citizen: *tries to get their wallet out to pay the copyrighted Miranda rights fee to hear them*

     Police officer: "Put your hands out of your pockets!"