"wow so you really love trump then?"
"not really, not enough to register to vote"
"Don't you care about how important this election is?"
"eh.....not really, it's probably a wash, we'll get pretty much the same thing either way"
"I just thought all those memes and stuff meant you really like him, that's crazy"
"hmmmmm it's more that I hate the people who hate him because they hate him thinking I love him"
"so why can't you just take five minutes to vote?!?!"
"....it feels like submission to me."