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1. Xeraser (xeraser@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:34:17 JST Xeraser
   Death to am*rica. :vomit:
   • Immahnoob (immahnoob@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:34:16 JST Immahnoob

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     @Xeraser He ain't completely wrong, fencesitting here I'd say is a valid position, I'd dislike a game that forces me into a puzzle situation where if I pick the right combination of skills I am now done with the game, but I'd also hate to have to kill 3000 rats to get the Golden Rat Tail that'll permanently boost my attack by 30 because otherwise, I die to the boss which has 30 hp left at the end every try without the Golden Rat Tail boost.
     
     Since Fromsoft has been mentioned, Fromsoft games really bore me now because the focus on spectacle got to a level of ridiculousness. I'm the spectator to how amazing the NPCs and bosses are, if I try anything remotely similar to them, my DPS and hp plummets or I just outright die.
   • Immahnoob (immahnoob@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:53:51 JST Immahnoob

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     @Curvin @Xeraser All I know now is that a lot of memes about the overused tropes/cliches are funny as hell.
     
     
     Dark Souls remake made by 2024 From Software:
     
     >go to the rooftop to fight the gargoyles
     >rooftop is now a big circular arena
     >first gargoyle comes flying across the arena at mach 12 while spinning like a beyblade for 37 continuous seconds
     >any time you try to take an action at the end of the spinbo it extends another 11 rotations
     >somehow whittle his health down to half
     >"zanzigoyle forgive me"
     >other gargoyle flies down
     >"ah together once again!"
     >now there are two gargoyles spinning endlessly spinning except with huge fire aoes that also explode covering the whole arena
     ----
     
     >enter Capra Demon fog wall
     >the dogs now have 10k hp each
     >no thought given to when the player is supposed to get an attack in, just not stop overlapping swings from all three at once
     >finally get the dogs down
     >fades to a cut scene
     >"aaaah...izalith was within me....all along. forgive me, Queelan... "
     >leaps 40 feet into the air, hangs for 10 seconds, them slams down coating the entire zone in chaos lava blobs
     >instakilled
     >"i am Capra, blade of Quelaag.
     ---
     >fight Sif
     >instead of starting to limp after a certain amount of damage a cutscene starts
     >black and red energy starts emerging from Sif's body
     >"forgive me, my dearest master Artorias"
     >Sif bites his right wounded leg and tears it from his body
     >where the wound is, a huge clawed arm appears, made from red and black energy
     >Sif's eyes glow red and his sword also gains a red glow and starts hovering over him
     >"now...let us walk the Abyss....together"
     >new health bar: Sif, best friend of the Walker of the Chasm
     >immediately lashes at you 8 times in a row with random delays between each hit
     >each hit triggers an AoE
     >all while his floating swords shoots homing energy flames at you
     >starts howling and the entire arena gets hit by 20 red AoE lightning
     >while you die after two hits, you hear "maybe i wasn't such a good boy after all" over fainted generic orchestra sounds and latin chants
     ---
     >walk into Quelaag bossfight
     >she immediately leaps into the air, jumping from wall to wall spamming explosive spider webs that stun lock you
     >she has a grab attack that ignores i frames and deals 1900 damage
     >keep trying keep dying, never getting her past 95% of her health bar
     >check if you are underleveled for the fight
     >turns out you are missing an item given to you by some npc who had nothing to do with the boss or area
     >you can't do the quest because you've progressed too far at this point and broke the questline, no patch you pre-ordered
     >keep persevering and somehow manage to kill her
     >"Now you will know true destined horror!"
     >phase two Quelaag rips herself from the spider body and reveals that it is actually a twink hermaphrodite femboy god
   • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:53:52 JST Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin

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     • Immahnoob
     @Immahnoob @Xeraser FromSlopware games just make you feel like a helpless douchebag playing them.
   • Xeraser (xeraser@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:56:05 JST Xeraser

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     • Immahnoob
     @Immahnoob @Curvin
     Which drugs are you on?
   • Immahnoob (immahnoob@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 23:56:05 JST Immahnoob

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     @Xeraser @Curvin Wait, you actually still like Fromsoft games? :vomit:
   • luithe (luithe@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 00:02:00 JST luithe

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     • Immahnoob
     @Immahnoob @Xeraser @Curvin armored core 4 is good :cirno_heh:
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   • Immahnoob (immahnoob@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 00:04:10 JST Immahnoob

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     • luithe
     @luithe @Curvin @Xeraser Oh shit, my bad, you are completely right. :thinkinghrr: I can't seem to think of something they have done there that would be as bad as what's happening in Elden Ring.
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